ATTIC - The home of cool moviez!!!, one of the most goriest, grossest, and all through horrible web-sites in the whole world. The database contains lots and lots of information about video- dvd and cinema censorship of movies in Finland. ATTIC is only Internet's leading info source of Finnish movies censored by Finnish censors... ATTIC went on-line in early 2000, over 150 videocovers of the cut FI/FIx-versions, and over 550 titles have been gathered on the site.
********** Censorship! The years of terror: 1987 to 2000 **********
Yes, censorship... A swearword for any movie buff. In Finland, cinema, video and dvd censorship was very strong from the years 1987 to 2000 led by the Finnish censorship factory VET (Valtion Elokuva Tarkastamo = Goverment's Film Classification). Sometimes the distributor did the dirty work. In the summer of 2000, a new act to the law was accepted, and movies rated K18 were finally legal to release on video and dvd in january of 2001. But the terror years of 1987 to 2000 cost a lot of harm, which you can see pretty well in this site. Thirteen years of pure terror of the censorship of VET is recorded in this site! Not only that ATTIC tries to give the lenght of the cuts, of course you want to know all the dirty details, of what, in fact, is cut. Also, the site (as much as possible) informs about other alternative versions, those which are cut, and which are uncut in NOTEs that follow the cut report.
Videoversion criteria: FI = A Finnish video (or dvd) version released after the video act, and cut by VET or the distributor. FIx = A Finnish videoversion released before the video act. This usually means that the cuts are made by the distributor. FIc = A Finnish cinema version, rated by VET, but the cuts could have been made by the distributor.
First the info says the movie's original title, then the Finnish title (if it has one), and then the version (FI, FIx, or FIc), and then the rating (if it's a FI- or a FIc-version) of VET. The list of the cut movies are in alphabetical order by their original title. The last section has films that are pre-cut version with cuts made by the MPAA (usually to the film to have an R rating), and some of the notable cool moviez in FI/FIx-versions, which have been passed uncut by some miracle (note that this only includes moviez which are uncut in their all Finnish video- and dvd-versions, e.g. if only the re-release is uncut, it will not be included). Practically all movies released in Finland after the new video act, that began in January 2001, in any format are uncut - if some of them have been pre-cut in some way, ATTIC tries its best to give that info.
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ATTIC - The home of cool moviez!!! 2000-2005!
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ATTIC-censorship Gallery! Images from the cut scenes of FI/FIx-versions!
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********** Links **********
New Grounds!!! Without a doubt, one of the best sites on the whole great inter of net! Clubs, crap! ASSASSIN! Kill pop-icons! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Undress Britney Spears! Kill Britney! Destroy the eternal evil of N'Sync! Fuck up Slim Shady! Play judge, jury, and the executioner with the notorious Judge Judy! Enjoy blowing Hanson's brains out! Give Seinfeld his true last "episode"!! Play other games, like shoot kids in a school! DIVINE INSANE FUN! The problems of the future... today!!! YAAA-HOOO!
Hohto A site with message boards and stuff from the Cinema Association of Finland, or what ever the fuck they call themselves these days. Once a great site called "Dark Fantasy".
Jurassic Punk A very cool site with hundreds of video-clips, and theatrical trailers.
At Midnight... The Coffin Joe Homepage A good site of the genius Jos Mojica Marins and his moviez, particularly his Z Do Caixao (alias Coffin Joe) character. Coffin Joe even had his official homepage for a while (www.zedocaixao.com), but the host Geocities wiped it out because of the explicit content on the page! The motherfucks all ready have disembowled many good sites, and they seem to be keeping up the "good" work. The fuck's their problem, anyway...!?
Trash Video The homepage of the amateur auteurs of Finland. Only for extremely strong stomaches!
HELLHOLE - Finnish censorship The widest list of the lenght of the cut FI/FIx-versions in the net.
Schnittberichte Now back, after being shut down by the German authorities! A cool German cut report site, with very frequent updates. The entire site is in German language unfortunately, but there's a great bunch of pics from the cut scenes available!
TRANSMETROPOLITAN - Nobody fucks with the truth! Has little to do with moviez, but this is the official site of one of the best comics ever released! Go there, or I'll kick off the top of your head, and shit on your living brain! Yeah! Long live Spider motherfuckin' Jerusalem!!!
Gods among directors Woo, Tarantino etc. Includes original scripts, photos, reviews, and other fun stuff.
JoBlo Chunks of movie trailers, scripts, and stuff. Get a blow-job from Joblo! Highly recommended!!!
Chopping List Bloody good site with big amounts of Australian censorship info, and info on moviez released in Australia in pre-censored forms. The author of the site has actually called ATTIC "good", which may give a disturbing clue to the things that Chopping List contains.
Entertainment Software Rating Board The guys who give video games the ratings in the States. Just look at the pics all over site of the video games being played - I think nowadays the average player is "maybe" a little older than that!
Something Weird Video America's favourite crackpot videocompany!
Melon Farmers A British ATTIC! Highly recommended! This is the site where ATTIC is imitated from!
Classification... REFUSED! Cool extensive site about film censorship in Australia, with lots of hilarious statements from the censors themselves.
BBFC-The British Board of Film (censors) Classification The homepage of the institute which is to blame why "Street Trash" is cut in the UK!
ROTTEN TOMATOES Lots of info about cool moviez in general. To buy, when an' where, who did it, covers...etc. Crap.
The Twilight Zone "This is the area of imagination"... A good site of one of the best tv-series ever, the original Twilight Zone!!! A little short on pics, but otherwise great, with transcripts, cast info, and episode guides! "It is an area, which we call... The Twlight Zone".
Office of Film & Literature Classification aka THE CENSORING KANGAROOS of Australia! SEE! "The Jackal" being cut from the arm-chopping! SEE! "The Streetfighter" submitted as an R-version cut to shreds! SEE! "Tombs of The Blind Dead" as an "uncut" version, really cut from the rape scene! SEE! The "mates" with their gliding scissors! IN "Censorscope"!!!
Den Statens på Fuckin' Biografbyra The Film Classification center of Sweden. Used to be a bunch of assholes. Now they've stopped cutting movies, which is a fuckin' break.
TROMA Holy motherfucker! The most ugliest, slimiest, piece-of-shit studio from NYC hell's kitchen's site. Load entire troma-movies from the web! Get a screensaver where you can see Lloyd Kaufman's reaction when he sees boobs!
UK DVD Cuts List A pretty wide list of cut UK dvds.
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You can use anything in this page for selfish purposes. The covers taken from The Finnish Cover Archive are used with permission.